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Sep 1, 2014 / 86,759 notes

southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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Sep 1, 2014 / 667,786 notes

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

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Sep 1, 2014 / 3,896 notes

flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

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Sep 1, 2014 / 23,540 notes

carcinogencandy:

thecutestofthecute:

Hamster make breakfast

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Hamster drive car

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Hamster make tea with frend

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Hamster plan dinner party

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Hamster have Birfday

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Hamster love life

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Hamster happy to be live

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Hamster love you

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Why am I not a hamster

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Sep 1, 2014 / 74,445 notes

nelliescoffee:

blo:

some of u guys rly need this 

me 2 all of you

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A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

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pozitivitea:

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guntoyourhead:

alcohol is not the answer

alcohol is the question, yes is the answer

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yeigar:

YOU KNOW WHATS HORRIBLE, WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH. NOT A FUCKING “OOH ID PUT MY CHIP IN THEIR DIP” BUT A FUCKING CRUSH THATS SO STRONG THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE THEM HUGGING YOU FROM BEHIND, AND PUTTING THEIR FACE TO YOUR BACK OR NECK.  THEIR LITTLE SLEEP SOUNDS AND THEIR DISGUSTING MORNING BREATH THAT YOU DON’T MIND BECAUSE YOUR CRUSH IS THAT FUCKING STRONG

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7stitches:

i was not proud of this moment
Sep 1, 2014 / 304,897 notes

7stitches:

i was not proud of this moment

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