michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

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fawkes-:

my thoughts are avocados i cannot fathom into guacamole

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moondoggiestyle:

at my 7th grade parent teacher conference, my english teacher was telling my mom how insightful my poem was about ‘my evil twin’ and how fascinating it was that at my age i could recognize the dark parts of myself but i was just talking about my twin brother he was such a dick 

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It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

(Source: localwhore)

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then I thought of course you’re going to have a hard time finding a nice prom dress if you’re trying to find a unique different one than the other girls might wear, so I decided I will look for a perfect one that I love, can afford, can look decent in, and if someone else happens to have the same one then I just won’t take a picture with them :]

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