In my world,
wtftimmy: There’s no such thing called, “serving size.”
mumsawitch: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
Person: Hey are you ok?
Me: yeah just having a bad day
some of you are actually really attractive what are you doing on the internet
he and I are going to watch a movie together and this is how it will go: