elizabitchtaylor: Since most of us are in bed with our laptops I like to think it means we’re kind of in bed together
ghostnotebusters: do you ever look at your life and think what has the internet done to me
me on tumblr: i love you all you're all such lovely people ugh you guys are perfect
me anywhere else: how can i make it apparent that i hate every last one of these people with a burning passion without winding up in jail
avoiding responsibilities and starting to watch new tv shows
I live a Timmy Turner life
wickedly-despicable: apantlessblogger: Friends: Where’d you meet these people? Me: that awkward moment when you realize how true that is.
bennyslegs: kawaiirella: yuumita: how did the word “ship” even come to describe two people/characters that you like to pair together what if it was called a car i car these characters so hard carring wars your car sucks mine is better it’s canon i will go down with this truck relationship
Shrek 1: Came out 11 years ago
Monsters Inc.: Came out 11 years ago
Dylan & Cole Sprouse: 20 years old
Miley Cyrus: Engaged
Hilary Duff: Mom
That's So Raven: Been off TV for 6 years
Lizzie McGuire: Ended 9 years ago
Powerpuff Girls: Came out 14 years ago
Kim Possible: Last episode was 7 years ago
thatguycorey: ‘Nothing says “I’m a stupid freshman trying to be cool” like a can of Four Loko’
So I went volunteering with my sister and we were...
my poor left shoulder … my poor right shoulder … and of course my poor neck :’c boooooo, I hate summer weather. fuck the sun honestly.
thevoicecalledcheesecake: I think that if you made a person live in total seclusion from birth being able to use the instruments of society without interaction with other people then you would see the full potential of a human being. They would be intelligent, trusting, well-meaning, they wouldn’t understand the concepts of deceit and arrogance, they would be everything people look for in a...
justmellarkable: if i ever become famous i’m trusting you guys to never tell the media about my blog
educationconnection: you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr but i notice i always notice
When my friends say "I remember you liked...." →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: I’m like Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
If Liam Payne calls you a dick, you are one mother...
tempted to hand in my english paper like this
andrewbreitel: it’s okay if you hate me because i hate me more than you i win you lose
Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
Me trying to flirt: so do you like breadsticks
moraniarty: imagine if you met someone on tumblr and then randomly fell in love with them and skyped for hours on end and finally met them and then after a few years you would get married and have 2.5 kids named after fictional characters and a house lined with books and boxsets and momentos from all the conventions you attended together and it would all be because you decided to start a dumb...
thevoicecalledcheesecake: Whenever I buy a book to read and then hate it I punish it by allocating it as the ‘insect-crushing’ book. That will teach it to just sit there and bore me. I paid for you bitch.
I think losing followers is worth it, cause it...